Chuck Norris audit jokes

Sometimes when you search Technorati blog posts for the term “auditor” you get some interesting results.

Highlights from a post on a MySpace blog by a guy who worked on the Enron audit with Arthur Andersen simply titled “Chuck Norris – Auditor“:

  • Chuck Norris does not accrue for expenses. He accrues for pain.
  • Chuck Norris not only assigns useful lives, he takes them away.
  • If he finds an exception, Chuck Norris amortizes pain over the remaining useful life of the client.
  • What’s the risk of significant misstatement? A Chuck Norris roundhouse.

Some of them are kind of funny. His previous blog post was titled: “Are you an auditor or prostitute?

Sometimes you find the most creative stuff on MySpace.

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