Sometimes when you search Technorati blog posts for the term “auditor” you get some interesting results.
Highlights from a post on a MySpace blog by a guy who worked on the Enron audit with Arthur Andersen simply titled “Chuck Norris – Auditor“:
- Chuck Norris does not accrue for expenses. He accrues for pain.
- Chuck Norris not only assigns useful lives, he takes them away.
- If he finds an exception, Chuck Norris amortizes pain over the remaining useful life of the client.
- What’s the risk of significant misstatement? A Chuck Norris roundhouse.
Some of them are kind of funny. His previous blog post was titled: “Are you an auditor or prostitute?”
Sometimes you find the most creative stuff on MySpace.
Amusing and weird.
I aim to please. :)