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Auditor, noun: an accountant with a grudge

March 23rd, 2007 · 5 Comments

From Lickspittle Shite-a-bed comes this very funny “history” of auditors, including this gem: Stock­taking is a strange version of foreplay perculiar to auditors. The audit pack will arrive at an indus­trial premises at 6am in the morning and demand to know how many widgets they have. The auditors will then spend many happy hours counting the […]

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The Sarbitch is back

January 13th, 2007 · 4 Comments

The Accounting Observer has invented a new term: Sarbitching. I love it!

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Category: Accounting Blogs
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Chuck Norris audit jokes

September 18th, 2006 · 2 Comments

Sometimes when you search Technorati blog posts for the term “auditor” you get some inter­esting results. Highlights from a post on a MySpace blog by a guy who worked on the Enron audit with Arthur Andersen simply titled “Chuck Norris — Auditor”: Chuck Norris does not accrue for expenses. He accrues for pain. Chuck Norris not […]

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Category: Auditing
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Kent Brockman’s accountant Myron

August 30th, 2006 · 2 Comments

There have been scant refer­ences in the best animated comedies of our time — The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park — to accoun­tants. One that stands out was in the episode of The Simpsons when the April 15th tax deadline rolled around. Ned Flanders did his taxes on January 1st and mailed them out the […]

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Category: Taxation
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